- My mother told me that when I went away to college there would always be someone awake doing something late at night. That much is true. Problem is, it's the guys right next to us and the thing they are up late doing is playing Halo and screaming "HEAD SHOT" and "BOOOM" every few minutes. One day, their Halo might disappear. Just saying.
- If it was as easy to quit drugs as it was to quit going to the gym, nobody would be in rehab. But we would still be an obese population. I think the trade off is worth further exploration.
- I literally just had the following conversation with my friend Matt about Ray Lewis and some disparaging remarks my friend Dan made about him. It was over AOL IM so excuse the spelling:
"Matt Perry": if i kno ray like i think i kno ray, he's going to kill ur friend Dan for speaking his name negatively
TheDonnage: ray hears all
"Matt Perry": he actually scares me
TheDonnage: somtimes, i feel like he is watching me
"Matt Perry": cus he is, jus scouting you, he's got detailed scouting reports on pretty much every boyd
"Matt Perry": body
TheDonnage: lol
TheDonnage: my route running is fucking flawless tho
TheDonnage: i will say that
TheDonnage: and i have velvety smooth baby bottom hands.
- The other day I was very cranky due to a dispute with my girlfriend. Someone got on the elevator to go down. Fine, except they got on on the second floor. I grunted and chuckled and she said "What?" Mistake. I said "Just take the fucking stairs. Seriously." Mistake. She frowned as if she was thinking about it then said "I'm clubfooted, it hurts." I said nothing. But secretly I was thinking "I have arthritis and a migraine, I would still try".
- The following things are ruining my life:
1. The Jets being terrible.
2. The Cubs quitting.
3. Ann Coulter's face.
- If you have a sense of humor go to Youtube and search Barry Gibb Talk Show. If you don't think this is funny, check for a pulse, if you have one, make it stop.
That's about it for now. As the name implies, there will be more bullets tomorrow. Any suggestions for lists are welcomed. I would like to do a weekly top 10 sort of thing so let me know what topics you want me to list about.
Peace, Love, Hoops.
2 comments:
I think you've found your style.
*How can you mention your route running and not my awesome defense?
*Do not get me started about handicapped parking tags.
*Don't forget to link to my blog, and if you clean up your spelling, I'll link to yours. Okay, maybe I will.
Really, there was a good 99% chance that the person in the elevator was just a lazy asshole. You happened to hit that 1%. Funny.
I lived in a dorm once where you had to take the elevator when you were going between the lobby and any other floor. The reason being that the stairs (that most people only used if there was a fire/fire drill) went directly outside and weren't connected to the lobby. So the year I lived on the second floor, I was the guy who always did that. But I had do. ::sigh::
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